Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A:
All you can eat under a buck.
Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both 10ยข
a screw!
Submitted by: Claude Wimberly
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Submitted by: Ian R. Almond
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing.
They've never met.
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming)
"I said: I'm drunk!"
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some
place to rest their ankles.
Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet
through.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2:
When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another
beer."
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets
a turn.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You
don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A:
You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A:
They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces
him/her self.
A2: Walks home.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle
print on her forehead.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one
with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her
feet!
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get
easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The
more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and
a wide receiver.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1: Forget the road, what
was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A2: I don't know.
R: Neither did she.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A:
She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend
was also blond!
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be
filled with cream.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles"
referred to her ears?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In
the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke
of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't
get Hearing Aides.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and
a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says,
"Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A:
It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their
heels.
Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks
up her purse and goes home.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette:
Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god!
I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no
teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at
parties.
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the
slogan "Billions Served - just today"
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull
up their pants.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they
blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A:
You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted by: Ciao
